Sex questions… just invade my inbox today. Wait that sounded dirty.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitals?

sexual sentences .

dangerousvikings:

melamemea:

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

  • “ I want to lick you all over…”
  • “ You’re so hot…”
  • “ ~Keep doing that.”
  • There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“

  • “ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”
  • That feels amazing baby

  • “ Tell me what you like ~ “

  • Come sit on my lap, love

  • Mmm… do you like that?

  • I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard

  • “ You look so handsome right now…“
  • What do you feel like doing to me?” 

  • “ You look so gorgeous right now…”
  • I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 

  • “ Tell me if it’s too hard…”
  • Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 

  • “ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”
  • I could spend all day between your legs…”

  • “ 

    I’m getting close —”

  • You’re so damn gorgeous.


less soft .

  • “ I love your big hands all over my ass.”
  • “ ~ 

    Get on your knees for me?”

  • “ I love your big hands all over my chest.”
  • “ I love your small hands all over my cock.”
  • You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 

  • “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “
  • “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”
  • Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 

  • “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 
  • “ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 
  • “ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “
  • “ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”

  • You can have me any way you want me baby

  • Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”

  • Where do you want to cum? ~”

  • Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 

  • “ Where do you want me to cum?”

  • “ ~

    I love the things you do with your tongue.” 

  • Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you.


rough .

  • “ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “
  • Get on your knees ~ ?”

  • I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.


  • Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can.


  • “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 
  • Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 

  • “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 
  • Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 

  • Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“

  • “…

    I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~Ӭ

  • Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing.


  • I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come.


  • Ride me harder !” 

  • That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”

  • I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me

  • Use your mouth on me.


  • You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you?

  • I adore how naughty you are.

  • “Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”

@inthenameofodin 

Birthday boy

Imagine celebrating Sebastian’s birthday with his friends at Malibu. 

Seb was sitting on a stair drinking some tequila, giggling, trying to avoid the sun. 

‘Hey, birthday boy!’ You smiled and kneel in font on him, resting your hands on his feet. ‘Maybe you should eat something or drink some water.’ You suggest after seeing his tipsy smile and clouded blue eyes. 

‘I’m fine. I’m 35 now, I can take care of myself.’ He giggled taking a sip of his drink. 

‘I see.’ You put out your tongue a bit, raising your eyebrows in disbelieve, before your grimace turned into a huge smile.

‘Don’t do this if you don’t want me to lick it.’ He threatened you. Your eyes went wide by surprise, pulling away from him a little. He must have been really drunk, it was the only explanation to his words. He didn’t mean it, I mean he was your friend. 

‘Alright, enough of this for now.’ You sighed and reached out to pull out the glass of his hand. ‘You are way too drunk, sweetheart.’ ‘You added and let your hair cover your flushed cheeks. 

‘Maybe, but you like the idea.’ He claimed narrowing his eyes, turning his head to see your face.

His voice was low which made you shiver, and you were so occupied to get his drink, you didn’t even notice how close you were to him. ‘You do want me to lick your lips, don’t you? Maybe something else, huh?’

‘Sebastian!’ You upbraided him, but you couldn’t help the fact that your cheeks turned even more red. You looked at him and instinctively stared at his full, pink lips for a second. He was right.

‘Come on, doll. You can’t stop thinking about kissing me.’ He teased with a huge, naughty smile, as his hand reached out to slid on the back of your head. 

‘Because you don’t stop talking about it.’ You tried to defend yourself, while you were still kneeling between his legs on the stairs. 

‘No. Because you want to kiss me.’ He said, and before you could have said anything he pulled you closer, making you to lean on your palm. First he brushed his lips against yours, waiting your reaction. You froze and didn’t move, so Seb pressed his lips against yours making you taste the tequila and the lime on them. He was exploring your mouth slowly, waiting for you to kiss him back or slap him in the face. You sighed onto his lips before parting yours, to let him keep his promise. His tongue quickly slid into your mouth stroking yours, so pleasantly. He moaned into the kiss when you kissed him back equally excited as he was. Sebastian’s hand run down on your side to grip your hips and pull you onto his lap. You straddled him, running your fingers through his curly hair, kissing him passionately. His hands were stroking your back, gripping your hips to pull you closer to his bare chest. You bit his lower lip, making him sigh, then soothed the red skin with your tongue. 

You could hear some cheering and clapping when the others noticed this little private action of yours, but you didn’t mind. 

‘So, is this my birthday present?’ He asked quietly. The steel blue eyes were sparkling by happiness, and he was grinning ear to ear. 

‘You have already got your present, Seb.’ You reminded him. ‘ But maybe you could get another one, later, at night.’ You whispered, making him moan impatiently, before he occupied your lips again. 

angryschnauzer:

I could really do with some more Sebastian Stan on my dash. If you reblog/post Seb, Bucky, or any of his characters (pics, memes, fics, fanart), you are over 18, and are happy with a NSFW blog following you, please reblog so i can have a look at your stuff.

wesleygasm:

“We spend too much time bullying ourselves trying to be other things. Be who you are. Own it. It’s okay to give yourself some love once in a while. Be kind to yourself as you would be to a friend in need.”

Happy 35th Birthday, Sebastian Stan! (August 13th, 1982)

Your little summer dress

tetralea:

Pairing: low key dom!Sebastian Stan x Reader
Word Count: 1.3k+
Warning: Language, smut, public sex, dirty talk, low key dom!Sebastian, 

Summary: You and Sebastian are walking in a park, on a hot summer night. You are wearing your favourite sumer dress which gives ideas to Sebastian how to spice up a little your romantic walk.

A/N: Pure smut. This is it! Under 18+ please don’t read it.

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Imagine
walking on the streets late night with Sebastian. After a few minutes, you got
into a park full of trees and small benches under them. 

 ‘I
must sit down. These shoes are killing me!’ You sighed before occupying one of
the benches. Sebastian laughed and sat next to you resting his warm hand on
your tight. 

 ‘Alright.
Let’s have a little rest.’ He nodded giving you a once over. ‘You know- to me
it’s your dress. It’s killing me.’ He admits with a longing smile. 

You look
down to the little, red, summer dress you were wearing. It was a simple
strapless dress, with a partly opened back, perfect for hot summer nights like
this. 

Keep reading

She will love you

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader
Word Count: 1 k+
Warning: Lot of fluff, love, pregnancy

Summary: You and Sebastian are expecting your first child. One night you get all insecure about this whole thing, and Seb tries to comfort you in his sweetest way.

A/N: I have never been pregnant before, but it seem scary to me.

It was early in the morning you woke up and wiped down the tears of your face. You bit on your tongue not to cry again as the extremely vivid pictures of your dream showed up again. Your grip tightened around your blanket while your other hand slid on your belly as you tried to hold it together. 

 ‘Hey, doll. What’s wrong? Have you had a nightmare?’ You could hear Sebastian’s sleepy voice next to you. He sat up, resting his chin on your shoulder.
You swallowed back your tears before starting to speak. 

‘It was terrible. She hated me. I gave birth too early, she was so tiny and I couldn’t breastfed her.’ You cried burying your face into his neck. 

 ‘It was just a nightmare. Everything will be alright.’ He tried to calm you while pulling back to the pillow. 

You looked back at him with eyes covered in tears, lips trembling. 

‘It’s alright. You won’t give birth too early, it’s only a week now until your due day.’ He mumbled the words slowly into your ear, pacing his hand on your baby bump. 

‘I know, Seb, but what if something goes wrong? What if I wouldn’t be able to take care of her?’ You cried quietly, leaning to him. 

‘Than we will figure it out, but I know you will be the best mother ever, the most caring loving one.’ He said, gently stroking your hands and belly. ‘I know it, because I know you. I have never meet anyone more loving and wonderful then you are. And I’m not saying this because I’m madly in love with you. But because I know this, I know you. Every time we travel somewhere together you are always the one packing some food or snacks for the travel. Also, every time I go to train early in the morning, you wake up just to remind me what I should take with me. When you make me food, to take away, you put a small piece of paper in my shoes to remind me with a cute drawing to lighten my morning. Every night you pull my blanket over my bare back to keep me warm, and if you can’t you crawl closer to keep my warm. You are already sing to our daughter and talk to her a lot, and she recognises you voice.’ He tried to remind you all the small stuff you did to him when he felt you really take care of him. 

‘She recognises your voice too.’ You added softly, pulling his warm palm on your belly. ‘She always press her little feet to my belly when she can hear you and feel the warmth of your hand.’ You said, feeling your daughter moving. 

‘I know, but still you are her mother. You are carrying her for nine months, preparing for meeting her, and believe me she will be amazing, and she will love you so much. So, believe me when I say, you will be alright, and everything else will be alright, because you have already did so much for that little baby inside of you. You sing to her, you talk to her every time, you are reading all those books… These may seem small things but these the ones which makes you a great mother. At least these were the things why I fell for you.’ He added peppering your hair with kisses. 

‘Thank you.’ You cried again, trying to bury yourself in his strong arms. ‘I love you so, so much, Sebastian!’ You turned to him, catching his lips desperately. The kiss was slow, deep full with love, trust and care. 

‘I love you too. Both of you.’ He mumbled into your lips. He was drawing little circles on your belly, feeling your daughter moving under his touch. 

You turned on your side, tucking a pillow under your body and head, pulling the blanket over your back. When you settled Sebastian laid behind you, pulling you close, wrapping his arm around your body, placing his hand you your bump. He fall asleep quickly, you felt his even breathing on the back of your neck. It calmed you and his gentle touch calmed your daughter too, drifting both of you to sleep soon.